Neuer Rapsong von Emcee White Noise: Da Pokerz! Rebuy

Da derzeit die Nachrichten der Pokerwelt zumeist negativ sind, ist es immer wieder schön, dass es Mitglieder der weltweiten Community gibt, die ein wenig Humor haben. So auch 2+2 User KingSnyder, der mit seinen Rapkünsten überzeugt.

Sein erstes Video Da Pokerz! bot einige Lacher und gestern veröffentlichte der musikalische Pokerspieler seinen nächsten Poker bezogenen Song. Der Titel Da Pokerz! Rebuy wie auch das “Video“ lassen zwar Raum zur Verbesserung, doch dafür ist das Lied ein echter Ohrwurm.

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Hier der Text:

„Isildur, Dwan, Galfond today they’re Younger
So I say rest in peace to Chip Reese and Stu Ungar
Whether it be freerolls or really High Limits
I’ll stay playing pokerz until my Life’s Finished
Isildur, Dwan, Galfond today they’re Younger
So I say rest in peace to Chip Reese and Stu Ungar
Online poker man that was fun as shit
So a big fuck you to the U.S government

Girl I won’t call a cab when your done Blowing Me
I’ll send you ‚on your bike‘ like I was Tony G
I ball so hard when I Bone Those Sluts
Phil Ivey even told me I’m the Stone Cold Nuts
Running trains on Asian girls with my Posse, Man
It’s like the ‚orient express‘ but I ain’t Johnny Chan
I roll blunts the size of a Large Cocoon
And keep a girl that ‚handles wood‘ like Darvin Moon
How much am I making?…Tree Fiddy a Track
I want my raps ‚blowing up‘ like they were Ziggy in Chat
Check the river with a boat because Betting is Silly
I’ll give you credit for quads like I’m Jennifer Tilly
On the felt you know I would Handle and Stomp You
Watch me call your cards like I’m Daniel Negreanu
Listen Kathy Liebert is Arousing To Me
Girl show me your ‚moneymaker‘ like 2003
Doug Lee’s weird, let’s just Leave it That
Brian townsend’s sharing notes trying to Beat me at Rap
Getting coke from Matusow’s Secret Stash
Then I’m snorting lines off Leeann Tweeden’s Ass
I love porno, so kill the hate and Labeling
My ’screen with ten videos‘ like I’m Multitabling
Always trading girls like this here’s the NASDAQ
So when I dump you, don’t cry like Matt Affleck

Isildur, Dwan, Galfond today they’re Younger
So I say rest in peace to Chip Reese and Stu Ungar
Whether it be freerolls or really High Limits
I’ll stay playing pokerz until my Life’s Finished
Isildur, Dwan, Galfond today they’re Younger
So I say rest in peace to Chip Reese and Stu Ungar
Online poker man that was fun as shit
Big Fuck you to the U.S government

Oh my god, an alien! Hurry, hide your Offspring!
Hold up, wait a minute, that’s just Alan Boston
Raisy daisy like sammy and I’m Still Bluffing
Quadruple range merging like my name’s Phil Ruffin
Show love to the railtards but I Hate a Beggar
It’s like Omaha my girl’s rate Eight or Better
I bang a lot of bitches that are Fat as a Panda
So I’m sort of jealous of Daniel for Bagging Amanda
On stars or tilt, I got the Skills that are Crushing
I talk a ‚big game‘ to get a ‚Milf that is Russian‘
Haters fall back, yall don’t Know Me, Stop
I’ll „expose your skeletons“ like I’m Joe Sebok
Outdriving Leatherass and I’m Dropping Putts
Slow rolling Phil Hellmuth when I Got the Nuts
Laughing as I send Prahlad a Pan of Steaks
Shouts to my fellow Terrapin Daniel Cates
Texas Dolly, I’m nothing Less Than Loyal
At his funeral last month I paid Respects to Doyle

Isildur, Dwan, Galfond today they’re Younger
So I say rest in peace to Chip Reese and Stu Ungar
Whether it be freerolls or really High Limits
I’ll stay playing pokerz until my Life’s Finished
Isildur, Dwan, Galfond today they’re Younger
So I say rest in peace to Chip Reese and Stu Ungar
Online poker man that was fun as shit
So a big fuck you to the U.S government“