Thomas Keeling aka. ‚SrslySirius‘ sorgt immer wieder für tolle Musik-Videos rund um das Thema Poker. Mit seinem neusten Streich lässt er Tony G ans Mikrofon und mischte die bekanntesten und beliebtesten Sprüche des australischen Poker-Pros zu einem Song zusammen.
„Tony G is qualified“ ist ein Ohrwurm und man kann nur hoffen, dass Keeling sich nicht allzu lange Zeit lässt, bis er das nächste Lied veröffentlicht. Alle SrslySirius-Fans dürfen bei WickedChopsPoker abstimmen, damit sich Keeling den ‚Best Poker Rapper‘-Award sichert.
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Hier der Text zum Song:
I’m qualified.
The Tony G is here for you.
I’m qualified.
You gotta lay ‚em down against me.
I’m qualified.
He’s qualified.
Overqualified.
Feel the power.
I’ve got the big heart.
I’ll take everything you have.
Gonna rip you apart.
On your bike.
Bring the Russians on.
Your career is finished.
You are gone, gone, gone!
I played it like a set.
I played it like a set.
That’s a big heart.
Even I thought I had a set.
You ask Jani, he’s a pro.
He thought I had a set!
You gotta fold hands, baby.
I played it like a set.
I’m qualified.
The Tony G is here for you.
I’m qualified.
You gotta lay ‚em down against me.
I’m qualified.
He’s qualified.
Overqualified.
He’s got the biggest heart of any human being breathin‘
The planet trembles to the mantle, can you feel it beatin‘?
Insane, belligerent, profane,
impossible to be restrained,
Antanas can bring the PAIN when he’s Tony G’in!
Got pride like a lion,
promotin‘ bike ridin‘.
Bet three times the pot, you ain’t qualifyin‘.
Repeatedly needlin‘ the brat ‚till he’s cryin‘.
Someone call an ambulance, Negreanu is dyin‘!
Inspired by the Captain, now I’m feelin‘ kinda frisky.
I’m flyin‘ off my ten-speed it’s too late to come and hitch me.
Time’s up for you pretenders, now I’m callin‘ the clock.
Madsen wishes he could hold my jock, AND Brett Richey.
I pray
An equal would rise up some DAY
But I set the bar up way too high.
Hold it down ‚till I’m fifty.
Never forget me.
Crushed the nosebleeds, so no one will sit me.
I’m too qualified.
I’m qualified.
The Tony G is here for you.
I’m qualified.
You gotta lay ‚em down against me.
I’m qualified.
He’s qualified.
Overqualified.
Honey!
Honey!
I can dodge bullets, baby.
Honey!
Honey!
Honey, honey, honey!
Welcome to the game!
Tony…
Phil, produce. Pull out your money.
Tony…
You’re gonna pay tax, the Tony G tax.
Tony…
Did you enjoy it?
Tony…
Show me your bullets.
Tony, tony, tony…
BYE BYE!
Would you please shut up?
Now let me tell you about a man that tried deceivin‘ a few
Unwittin‘ victims with a copy of Skype and Teamview.
At ring, won a bundle.
His team took a tumble.
Hasseb tried to flee, got repeatedly pummeled.
The three were in trouble.
Jungleman desperately tried to salvage the world around him as it crumbled.
He issued a challenge, received a rebuttle.
Couldn’t see that the G is the king of the Jungle.
He’s getting triple merge rangey.
Like T. Caby.
You got the heart to take him out G?
„Yeah Baby!“
Cates, you’ve been served.
But he’s throwin‘ you a curve.
„I just need a good deal that the G deserves.“
In an hour, you’re devoured,
can you start to feel the power?
Cower in the corner ‚fore the heave ho.
Drain your bankroll like free throws.
Unleashed the beast mode
Best respect the Tony G-code
He’s qualified.
I’m qualified.
The Tony G is here for you.
I’m qualified.
You gotta lay ‚em down against me.
I’m qualified.
He’s qualified.
Overqualified.
